Barbie

著衫我就真係無乜講究，但係好多人都話如果我肯執吓，個 feel 就會唔同晒。呢 D 煩事，我就真係唔想諗，於是就搵咗兩個女仔幫我置裝，睇吓個效果會點。所以，我呢排都會變做 Barbie 公仔，俾兩個女仔舞，要去邊同買 D 乜佢哋就已經有晒 planning, 當然，佢哋都會順便試吓自己鐘意嘅衫，睇嚟都要準備 D 薄禮先得。

性格分裂

通常一個人做唔同事有唔同嘅態度，不過，呢種行為就完全應驗咗响 decision making 呢科心理學，教授响第一堂入面所講 "human is retarded" 呢句。呢句係指人因為行為唔夠 consistent, 所以經常做出愚蠢嘅決定。

自呢堂起，唔想做一個 retarded 嘅人，我就揀咗一種坦白同好率直嘅性格，貫切始終咁去實行，我知道當中可能得罪咗好多人，但最後留得返低嘅都係真心嘅朋友。

不過總有撞板嘅一日，就响今日，disclose 咗一 D 個 partner 唔應該知道嘅 info 俾個 partner, 攪衰咗個 negotiation 嘅 process, 起咗一個可大可小嘅政治風波，好彩有個好嘅上司同老闆，佢話得啖笑喎，輸咗就輸咗，但係我就要多 D 去學做生意同多 D 去問問題。

要變，唔係話唔得，但係唔想變成一個性格分裂同 retarded 嘅人...

他媽的 Firewall

個 web server 唔知點解神咗差唔多成年，今日先發現原來係因為响 XP 度無開到 firewall...

利利是是

過咗十五，又係拆利是嘅時候。利是呢樣嘢，通常都唔會主動去逗，因為呢 D 嘢係無償嘅財富轉移，無端端無理由要人哋破財，以一句恭賀嘅說話做回禮，唔通人家真係買個意頭咩，係嘅話，三毫子一擔...

不過話唔逗唔逗，人哋俾到又無理由唔要，通常都係一聲多謝就算，恭賀說話嚟嚟去去都係嗰 D, 無乜新意，女嘅青春常駐，男嘅步步高升，年長嘅身體健康，做生意嘅一本萬利。

以前我記得重有好多，同健康有關嘅，有龍馬精神、龍精虎猛、身壯力健，同錢有關嘅，有財源廣進、橫財就手、財運享通，做生意有生意興隆、貨如輪轉、年年有餘。其他仲有萬事勝意、如意吉祥、花開富貴、魚躍龍門、出入平安、學業進步。依家都好少拎出嚟講，今年好懶，無乜準備，等下年再睇返呢個 post, 咁回禮都回得有誠意 D...

Tamama

Tamama 係 Keroro 軍曹嘅一個細路仔性格嘅角色，但戰鬥力就絕對唔弱。見呢個角色幾可愛，就想睇吓點樣畫出嚟，原來係非常簡單:但之後發現，卡通入面嘅角色，唔單止係改一改顏色，原來個頭係有唔同 pattern, Keroro 係純色，Tamama 雙色圓型面，Giroro 左眼有刀疤，Gururu 有大近視眼鏡加超多嘅皺紋，Dororo 就帶口罩。呢 D 面型特徵唔難畫，設計簡單但係又非常討好。最大敗筆係個青蛙身，俾人嘅感覺好求其...

係唔識定留一手

話說呢兩日趕起個 Flex 嘅 PoC 俾個 Adobe 去 sell 客，話得係 PoC, D code 就梗係爭 DD, 諗返轉頭，有 D 嘢無諗起要做，就無 study 到點做，又或者嫌煩無做到。我係好相信如果呢個客係 sell 得掂嘅，我成個 backend logic 嘅 code 會留傳萬世 (大客~~, 有自己 development team, Adobe sell 緊 FDS, 我哋剩收 PoC 嘅錢，重要係趕俾佢)，所以個 PoC 好多都係 best of the breed 嘅 code.

但係差少少就係差少少。今次我俾 B grade 自己，如果有多 D 時間，應該會好 D. 所以留一手就假嘅，唔識亦都唔太係，識唔識都係要查 reference, 時間先係關鍵。

鑊

外國人有 pan, 中國人有鑊。鑊嘅英文係 wok, 純綷音譯。而 pan 响中文叫平底鑊，因為中國嘅鑊係弧型底。亦因為衛星天線同鑊嘅型狀差唔多，香港人亦叫呢 D 天線做鑊。但都係得個講字，外國人就叻得多，真係將隻鑊變咗做天線...

傻客一個

唔知乜事，個客成日以為我無乜嘢做，係咁俾一 D 唔係好關我事嘅 task 過嚟... 其實，meet 到你個 deadline 係人情，鬼叫你係客咩... 但係我最忙嘅時候，唔刻你行開少少，俾個位我抖吓氣吖!

美日之爭

玩得到同玩得盡興係兩回事，所以都係美版好!

Wii needs a plan for parties

新年流流，好多人都買咗部 Wii, 等親朋戚友上嚟拜年嘅時候招呼佢哋。Wii 有好多 game, 入面包好多 party game, 呢個諗法係理所當然，但係要所有人盡慶，係要有計劃。

1. 人數 - 如果有一大班人，party game 個 cycle 要好短，等每個人都可以玩吓，甚至玩 D 唔同嘅 party game, 大家亦可以鬥 high score, 咁一隻 game 就可以玩好耐。

2. Law of Diminishing Marginal Returns - 一隻 party game, 同一個人玩第一次可以好好玩，第二次都 ok, 但係再玩就免。

3. 體力 - Wii 有 D game 嘅體力消耗會好強，由其係要做 D 重複性嘅動作，好易玩到肌肉勞損，要適可宜止。

Wallpaper

好耐無整過 wallpaper, 上次整都係幾個月前嘅事，重要係整得嘛嘛哋嗰隻。唔知係咪影相影多咗，可以做 wallpaper 嘅素材亦都多咗，就呢幾日，一嚟就整咗兩幅，而且睇落係令人滿意添，靈感如湧泉呀! 要搵我整 wallpaper 嘅朋友就趁早把握機會，靈感無咗好大嘥。

在地圖上消失的花布街

話說以前有一間海味店，東主在年卅晚為不佳生意而擔憂，便走到店舖附近逛一逛。他走到:

• 永安街，便祈盼永遠安穩
• 永吉街，便想到永遠吉祥
• 永和街，便想著永遠和氣
• 永勝街，便希望永遠勝利

店東回到店舖後不久，便有一位富商跟他買一大批蔘葺海味，當日的生意亦滔滔不絕。故事流傳出去後，從事海味業的店舖，每逢在年卅晚，便到這四條街走一趟，行個大運。

隨著社會的發展，永安街已經變成一條掘頭巷。昔日飄著琳瑯滿目布疋，被人稱為「花布街」的永安街，其商戶都搬到了西港城經營。在地圖上，地位更渺小得被人刪掉。

至於永勝街，更是被新起的建築完全地罷佔，不留半點街道的蛛絲馬跡。

Race Track Principle

呢個 blog 嘅文章數目好快會追過我個 diary blog, 成為主打。基本上，個 diary blog 已經係我變咗做 photo blog. 即係話，如果我一個禮拜影少過一次相或者 video 習作，根據 race track principle, 每個禮拜 update 一次嘅大王的教室有機會追過頭變成第二。

The Last Series for the US Trip (and for the Camera)

Go to gallery

This album concludes the US trip. The first photo is right outside of the customer's office. The rest is the iPod shuffle that the customer gave me as a present. This album is also the last series for my Ricoh Caplio R3 that is broken. I have just bought the R5 to replace it, though.

調整完成

技術指數良好，係執好股嘅時機

出血的季節

相機壞咗要買新
Wii 平就要入貨
仲要去報學車牌
買埋 Vista 返屋企
Office 2007 都係咁話
全部加埋一萬幾蚊...

推銷員

個客話: Never trust sales people
老闆話: Sales 信唔過

咁你相信孤獨的推銷員可以做好特首呢份工嗎?

Notebook Usability

用咗兩個禮拜 notebook, 不論係 keyboard 或者係 pointing device 都非常之唔好用。

Keyboard layout 係一個完全錯誤，一個 key overload 又一個 function key, 重要係 Home, End, Page Up, Page Down overload 咗上去上、下、左、右入面，都好喇，個 function key 竟然係放喺 Ctrl 位，攪到成日按錯位。

Pointing device 唔夠 precise, click 嗰吓又麻煩，做 drag and drop 時真係攪到 D 手指抽晒筋。

總括嚟講，用 notebook 嚟做 entertainment 都還可以，用嚟開工就真係死得。

米 vs. 飯

當生米煮成熟飯會有乜分別?

廣東話有「食飯」同「咬米」去表達開餐嘅意思。字面眼落，米係要經過細心嘴嚼，先至可以落肚。反觀食飯嘅話，可以係一種享受。

仲有就係:
米氣 係要到肚，等個人有氣力
飯氣 係會攻心，會令人好眼瞓

日入而息 客戶篇

Click to Play

一山還有一山高

以前覺得做 Architect 係一件好威嘅事，但當身邊識嘅人只係大自己兩三年，但就已經係 CTO 同 VP, 就會發覺自己好渺少。

又係時候再發力!

日出而作 酒店篇

Click to Play

叻到無朋友

咁大個仔，今次呢個 trip jetlag 得最慘，日日眼光光等天光。

做生意

朋友成日話夾錢做生意，但又未儲夠錢，呢個 trip, 遇到一件無本生利嘅事。話說有間 A 公司嘅需要 outsource software development 嘅工作，撞啱有一個員工自己開咗間 B 公司，因利成便，再將 A 公司嘅 contract 俾咗 B 公司做。而 B 公司就只需要搵 C 公司去做 development, 中間食個差價。

呢條簡直係天橋!

後記: 橋, 音 kiu2, 係諗出嚟嗰 D, 唔係 kiu4, 用嚟行嗰 D. 寫咗出嚟先發現原來天橋有兩個讀音同兩個原全無關係嘅解法。而「橋」原為「竅」字，原意作孔，亦作智慧，粵語中可解巧合。其相同變調有「咁啱得咁橋」。

Newport Beach

Go to gallery

The First day of US Trip

Go to gallery

Click To Play

Cloudscape above San Francisco

Click To Play

Click To Play

死黨

係當你有 Jetlag 嘅時候陪你傾計傾通宵嘅人

UA vs. CX

原來 UA 嘅位都幾大吓，比起 CX 好似仲坐得舒服少少，最重要嘅係，無咗嗰浸杯麵味，只要戴咗對耳塞，就可以安安靜靜咁瞓。雖然飛機上都係瞓得唔好，但心理上好過 D.

過門

究竟係過門都係客，定係過咗門係新抱?
定抑或新抱到最後都係客人?

Wedding of Michael & Sammi (Time lapse)

Wish them have a happy marriage

Click to Play

Go to gallery

做兄弟的二三事

噚晚剛做完兄弟，發現咗幾樣嘢:

1. 結婚真係好煩 - 接新娘、簽紙、婚宴，三項活動，咁就攪咗成日
   
2. 攝影師好 Pro - 以前認為攝影技術好加一套靚架生就可以出嚟搵食，但係原來攝影師係不斷咁諗新 slogan 俾大家嗌出嚟，等個影出嚟嘅效果更好。當中亦從旁指導兄弟姊妹們點樣 run 得 smooth D. Amazing Grace 係值得一讚，亦袋咗唔少錢落我袋。
   
3. 影 snap shot 好難 - 尤其係一對新人嘅自然笑容，一瞬即逝。同埋影埋影埋，原來自己好少入鏡，朋友結婚，好似留白咗咁...
   
4. 做兄弟姊妹好辛苦 - 尤其兄弟之首，要顧及太多事，打好多嘅電話，諗好多嘅嘢。我呢 D 只係適合走走糴糴嘅，唯有幫得幾多得幾多。

Busy Weekend

The plan of the coming Saturday:
1. Booking Ski Trip
2. Go to bank with Mom
3. Take suit to Father's shop
4. Get a pair of new glasses
5. Work out at gym

Optimal route: 2, 1, 3a, 4, 3b, 5
More likely route: 1, 2, 3a, 4, 3b, 5

Software Quality

點解咁多現代嘅公共系統，响運作初期都會出事? 西鐵同東涌纜車嘅訊號系統嘅問題好明顯，東鐵自動煞車系統又要調較過先可以再用。係咪要 squeeze cost 同 schedule, 令到無時間做 testing 同 QA? 又或者 outsource 咗去大陸、印度又或者 development cost 較平嘅地方?

點解會有人相信 software development 可以係一件便宜嘅事?

我真係咁後生?

大學畢業前，同學個家姐話我似 30 歲，但依家俾三唔識七 D 嘅人話我似 22 歲。唔係卦，越大越後生乎? 好可惜我唔使靠樣搵食，而係靠腦...

友共情 - 小學篇之女仔篇

因為學號係由姓名去排，咁啱排响我前面同後面嘅都係女仔，所以呢兩個女同學係特別有印象。一位叫林昭愉，一位叫吳凱怡。

林昭愉我記得係搭校車嘅，嗰陣大家做咗一件紀念品俾對方，我記得未搬屋之前都仲有 keep, 但係搬咗屋之後就唔見咗。

吳凱怡就有一個做老師嘅媽媽，仲帶一幅好厚嘅眼鏡，記得升咗中學之後，我都仲有寫聖誕咭俾佢，跟住收到佢媽媽回信，話佢已經去咗外國留學，之後無晒佢嘅消息。唔知佢依家點呢?

笑看人生

我上司同我睇過掌，話我係屬於短命嘅人，即係五十幾就會瓜老襯嗰隻，即係我已經過咗差唔多一半嘅人生。其實，人長命同短命又有無關係呢? 長命但又頑疾纏身，同短命但活得精彩，我諗我會選擇短命。就算聽日我要走 (最好唔好，我重要幫手做兄弟)，我其實已經無悔無憾。

自問唔係一個咩風頭疐，朋友身邊成日默不作聲，甚至可能開親口都會得罪佢哋。但講真，係呢班朋友我先敢得罪。默不作聲，係將自己抽離，所謂旁觀者清，見到問題就出聲提醒。只要佢哋之後開心，先開罪大家可能係無法避免。因為我唔相信有永遠嘅和諧，只有衝突，先會令大家更了解對方，友誼才會更進一步。

所以，就算我早走一步，我希望可以化為一粒星，响遠方繼續守護住呢班朋友，好感謝大家俾我成為你哋生命中嘅一部份。

閒雲野鷸

好想做閒雲野鷸，好似歐陽修咁，不問世事，得閒同朋友把酒談心，總之唔駛為任何嘢煩。不過，好似响退休前，都唔會做到。有一 D Lifestyle, 係需要用大量嘅金錢去 support.

Software Outsource 上大陸可以 Cut Cost 嗎?

三至四人嘅 China Team 做嘢，香港雖要多一個 Programmer 包底，一個 QA 做 Testing, 半個 PM 去睇實個 Project.

响香港，一個 PM 可以同時睇 4 個 Project, 即係個 PM 睇少咗兩個 Project。一人個 QA, 可以同時 handle 兩個 Project 左右。

香港一個 Project, 通常都係兩個 Programmer. 香港嘅成本係 2P + 0.5QA + 0.25PM. 但咁大陸 Team 就會有 4C + 1HKP + 1QA + 0.5PM.

理論上，四個大陸成員嘅 Productivity 要等於一個香港 Programmer 加半個 QA 加 1/4 個 PM. 仲未計响大陸 setup office, 請人 manage 嘅 overhead.

咁假設間公司依家有四個 Project:
香港嘅 cost 係 8P + 2QA + 1PM
大陸嘅 cost 係 16C + 4P + 4QA + 2PM

同時假設 P = QA = X同埋大陸可以 cut cost, 即係:
HK Cost >= CN Cost
8P + 2QA + PM >= 16C + 4P + 4QA + 2PM
4P >= 16C + 2QA + PM
4X >= 16C + 2X + PM
2X >= 16C + PM
2X - PM >= 16C

如果 1PM = 2X:
16C <= 2X - 2X
C <= 0

即係 C 無 function 過，香港 Programmer 嘅成本只係轉移咗去 QA 同 PM 度，就算大陸成員幾平，條數都係貴過响全部香港做。除非，可以做到負成本...

但係如果 1PM = 3X 呢?
16C <= 2X - 3X
16C <= -X

即係無得救，祝君好運!

就算 PM 無 Cost, 16C <= 2X. 即係請一個香港人要等於請到八個大陸人。

實在的存在

估唔到呢排產量咁多，做乜咁多嘢諗呢? 唔通人老咗，囉嗦咗? Anyway, 呢個 Blog 嘅題就係「我思，故我在。」我好慶幸我仲生存緊，坐响度打字寫 Blog.

P.S.: 我發覺我日記就真係無興趣寫，因為返工嘅日子無乜特別，講工作又唔係好有興趣，寫呢 D 隨想反而啱我。

關前莫擺陣

個市一跌就去跌到去短線支持位，唔好以為係趁低吸納嘅時機，所謂「關前莫擺陣」，呢 D 位一樣可升亦可跌，升可以慢慢升，但再跌落去都唔係人咁笨。

PS - Jan 12: 咁都俾我講中，今日又跌 182.97 點。唔通聽日彈一彈，下星期又跌過? 即係今個月期指係玩跌? 目標係 50 定係 250 天平均線? 今個月可以睇好戲!

友共情 - 幼稚園篇

讀幼稚園嘅時候，我係讀托兒所嘅，一早起身返學到下晝六點幾先放學嗰隻。有一個好朋友叫張浩昌，友誼唔記得點建立，但係感情都幾好吓。好記得有一次二人三足比賽，我同佢一人一步，無數甚麼一、二、一、二之類，好輕鬆咁行吓行，就一齊衝線，拎到第一名。有乜獎，唔記得，不過個過程係最印象深刻嘅。唔知佢依家點呢?

這名女子的思維

話到明想滑雪，你想要平機票但滑唔到雪，同我講一聲唔去就得，唔好叫我等到四月吖，呢個回覆係無厘頭至極... Ski is a non-negotiable term and the main objective.

Ringo's Wedding

Click to Play

Ringo was an SA of my first job. Glad to see him getting married.

root of chi square 秘解

chi - 一個近英文字母, x, 的希臘符號，讀音為 kai.
root - 開方, 數學上，開方 4 為 +/- 2.
root of chi square - 數學符號為
仆 - 《說文解字》中，廣東音為 芳遇切，讀 赴，成語「前仆後繼」:

唐孫樵《祭梓潼神君文》：“跛馬慍僕，前仆後踣。”本指前後倒僕，難以前進。後以“前仆後繼”謂前面的倒下了，後面的緊跟上來。形容連續不斷地英勇鬥爭。
(歇後語、成語搜索)

話一個人 root of chi square , 即係
= +/- x
= 正負 x
= 正負街 (取街為 x 之諧音)
= 正仆街 (將負變調為仆)

所以，上網鬧人又唔想寫得咁明，用 +-x, 聰明人自然會知乜事，起碼比 pk 來得有深度。

乙型肝炎 vs. 愛滋病

兩種疾病經同一媒體傳染、潛服期長、無得根治、一樣會引發致命併發症。唯一唔同嘅，係乙型肝炎有疫苗可以預防，如果你未打過防疫針，快手去打。

不過今日個 point 係，乙型肝炎所受嘅歧視，比起愛滋病嘅歧視係少好多。人類，就係咁唔理性。正如一位教授响我其中一科心理學嘅第一堂所講: We are all retard.

記者 vs. 禽流感

銅鑼灣有雀仔因 H5N1 病毒而死，漁護處人員著晒保護衣物做消毒，旁邊嘅記者剩係拎住部相機影相起勢咁影，其實最有可能有禽流感嘅，係咪班記者呢?

夕陽無限好之2006

Click to Play

我不是風雲人物

互聯網是一種生活模式，點解一群生活在某一種生活模式的人可以成為風雲人物? 與其話呢班人改變世界，其實世界就係不斷咁改變，又唔見嗰班攪到天氣反常、擾亂生態嘅人做風雲人物?

A picture is worth a thousand words?

假如一個英文字只有 5 個字每外加一個 space, 咁一幅圖最多只可以有 6KB. 如果唔係，咪唔抵囉...

X'mas Vacation

盼望天星的聖誕

上年平安夜，上過山頂去過尖咀，搭住船過海，响中環嘅天星碼頭度，影咗幾幅相，攪到個人好似好忙咁。今年，無呢支歌仔唱，政府家陣拆緊個碼頭。不過，依然有得影，會有人去請願，要求復修碼頭，作為一個天星 project 嘅終結，話唔定到時成真嘅時候，D 相會係好好嘅素材。

都係嗰句，可以唔拆，就唔好拆啦...

政府... 對不起，你今次計錯數，搵錯時間拆鐘樓。除非你封咗大會堂一帶，否則响平安夜，再唔係幾十個人，而係平安夜人潮，加上傳媒亦都要去報道市民點慶祝，要好似之前咁清場，都唔係一件易事。

蠢人

有白痴嘅 developer, 就有蠢嘅 user. 當話 user 蠢嘅時候，自己亦要諗吓自己係咪白痴嘅，例如：
- 詞不達意 (好多高人都係咁，諗嘢太高太遠，同平凡人溝通唔到...)
- 答非所問 (總有人講「問非所答」，完全唔啱 logic...)
- 一知半解 (對 user requirement 或對 technical)

蠢事

天下間最荒謬嘅事，莫過於為咗一時嘅方便，而放棄一片光明嘅前途。
但係，我會係咁嘅人...

垃圾郵件

話說有一個用咗好耐嘅 email address, 但係太多 junk mail, disable 咗。剛剛就 set 咗個 email forward 去 gmail 度，會唔會好 D? 用過先知!

Shanghai Trip

玩唔起，唔好玩

有一 D 事，自己無能力，但又好想玩，就只有兩個選擇。
一係放棄唔好玩，一係令到自己有能力。

嗰 D 想玩又無能力玩嘅，唔該唔好夾硬嚟玩，阻住個地球轉。

Star Ferry, Hong Kong (QTVR)

Click to Play

Last Sunday, I went to Star Ferry Pier in Central, Hong Kong. A memorable place for me. It is going to be torn down by the government soon.

This video was originally shared on blip.tv by shaneng with a No license (All rights reserved) license.

人生的留白

人生有很多事情，錯過了，便隨著記憶消逝。現在回頭一看，中學影過的相就只有班相，大學自從轉了校後，也沒有影相。有的，就只是最後一年所攝下的影片。回到香港後，就有三年完全地留白，直到上一年才買了數碼相機。

但是最光輝的歲月，再也不會重現了。

GCGUBI

不知何事開始欣賞妳的節目，但妳的才華，是無可置疑。
可能妳的節目勾起對故人的回憶，希望你早日康服！

近視

香港好多人都近視，其實對於一個有少少物理同生物認識嘅我，一直都有懷疑近視眼鏡嘅功用，呢幾日終於俾我搵到答案。帶凹透鏡，如然如我所想，會不斷加深近視。詳見: http://www.chinamyopia.org/media/Uwearingwrongglasses-CH6.pdf

呢一兩日嘅試驗，亦如我所想，我決定要行動喇!

國慶之「慶」，何解?

點解唔叫國誕、國家成立日之類，叫國慶?
如果國慶解為「慶祝國家成立」，咁慶祝國慶咪可以變成「慶祝慶祝國家成立」? 咪即係多餘?!

真真假假

我發覺，我已經習慣將陌生嘅嘢扮到好熱情咁，人同事都係咁。他朝有一日，當呢 D 人同事唔再同我有關嘅時候，我可以好快咁劃清界線。而呢個習慣，係上咗大學之後發生嘅事。

所以，一去到抽離嘅情況下，我好快就知到邊 D 人係講心，邊 D 人係講金。到依家，我只可以講，我好耐都無再識過新嘅人同我講心。當然，好多以為係講心嘅，到頭來被我發覺佢係講金啦。呢 D 真係好討厭，最憎就係 D 唔老實嘅人。

The September Eleven

Five years ago, I came back to Hong Kong on August. The economy is bad. However, I think I could still a decent job quickly. A month later, here's come Sept 11. The economy became worst at that moment. Since then, I was jobless until November.

Diving in Open Water

Today is the first day of diving in open water. However, yesterday has rained, the visibility in the water is not good. So, there aren't anything to see. It's cold too.

第58日

PD025
Originally uploaded by Shane_Ng.

唔經唔覺，羊仔送俾我嘅生日禮物已經到咗第58日。家陣睇落重好健康，但係生長速度好明顯咁減慢咗，都唔知幾時先至會到頂。睇嚟個日記 D 相真係有排影。

Life as a Project Manager

I am very busy these few weeks. I tried to avoid to be a project manager for a long time. However, it's time to taste it again. It was not a good experience when I was handling an ERP project as I was a rookie. Now, it has been two years. I hope I could handle the projects more appropriately. However, it doesn't mean I can handle four projects at the same time...

有能力就有權力

商台開咗一個長篇廣播劇叫《黃金少年》，Season 1 個 tag line 係「有能力，就有價值」，Season 2 個 tag line 係「有價值，就有權力」。如果兩句係 transitive relation, 就可以演譯成「有能力，就有權力」

呢幾個月攪個 project, 將我識嘅人攪到氹氹轉，依家想話轉 Vendor? 傻啦，呢 D 嘢實有 cost, 我會慢慢玩，我嘅權力就係嚟自我嘅能力，雖然係見唔到，但係係好 Powerful.

8 月 15 日更新
呃我嘅人，我會玩得好盡！

十一年

話說個識咗十一年嘅朋友接咗一個唔應該接嘅 project, 仲攪到同我以前嘅舊老闆攪到關係好差。唔知呀，個 project 死嘅話，我舊老闆就會俾人告，但係個朋友又做得好痛苦，我唯有出手啫。真係攪到我成個月都唔得閒。呢幾日終於好轉少少，但係同朋友嘅關係好似差咗。

都幾驚，十一年嘅感情，我唔想就咁無咗，何況我之前仲問過佢一個怪問題，就係會唔會因為工作合作而反目，佢當初嘅答案係會。呢幾日我都好擔心，今晚終於同佢傾咗個短計，好開心佢原來無嬲我，真係好開心，尤其係最後一句:

雖然我無奈, 但又覺得無左你幫我擋住
我會十分痛苦
所以我係多謝你多過埋怨好多

真係差 D 喊咗出嚟。或者呢個世界上係需要一 D 嘅經歷同痛苦，先至可以令一段平淡嘅友情更上一層樓。

More on US Trip

I did have some luxury time in my US Trip. My boss took me to Laguna Beach at the weekend. We took some nice photos. I posted them on Flickr. The weather was so nice. Sunny with cool wind. I would be great if I could swim there.

Project Management

I has been a long time I haven't blogged here. I feel quite exhausted after these few months. Doing project management is not fun at all.

Last month, I have my first business trip to US. I finally met the people in UCI, our major client. The trip is OK. I went there to deploy an online survey. However, it seems that they are not quite satisfy the outcome. Still waiting for their final conclusion now.

After I came back, another private project is dieing. People working in in-house environment do not know how to manage software project properly. I needed to pick-up everything even I was suffering from jetlag. I think my hardest time has gone. Now, I need to prepare for the mid-term exam.

Stormy Night

Last night was a stormy night. At the time to get on the bed, it rained heavily. I was forced to use the ear plugs so that I can get into sleep. However, when there was a storm, I can feel my bed was vibrating. I put my pillows beneath my bed as shock absorber and I slept nicely.

蟹與羊的關係

好朋友是白羊座，投挈的同事是白羊座，姪女也是白羊座。
老同學是山羊座，哥哥也是山羊座。

而我卻是巨蟹座，性格跟他們完全相反，但卻跟他們可以合起來。這是人定勝天嗎?

大螃蟹與魚魚 5

差不多一個月，大螃蟹都沒有跟魚魚見面，也差不多有一星期沒有任何通訊。這算是空間嗎? 掛念是很掛念的，外面是堅硬的外殼，但內裏卻是脆弱的心靈。昨天，他們又再相遇了。

魚魚為答謝大螃蟹之前的幫忙，做東請客。很豐富的晚餐，飯後魚送了一粒很趣緻的零食給蟹，蟹很開心，回到家連忙拍照留念。很好吃，很甜，很開心!

昨晚，蟹錯過了很多機會，因為小小的潔僻，只送了一張空白的小咭片做書籤。綠燈在閃，也沒有拖著魚的手過馬路。只可以說，上天給你機會也沒有去好好地把握，大螃蟹註定要慢慢努力吧!

大螃蟹與魚魚 4

大螃蟹對 2 月 14 日的事情梗梗於懷，將本來要送的禮物都放在一旁了。聽了笨羊的勸告，將步伐放慢一點，沒有在生日帶出甚麼驚喜。這也是對的，魚魚這幾天也有很多事要煩，不再為她添煩添亂，事情也好解決。

等了一個多星期，大螃蟹約了魚魚，在她上班前放下禮物，便離開了。大螃蟹發現，原來愛一個人，並不需要長時間相對，只要見到她的一個笑容，就會感到滿足。而她的笑容，的確很可愛、很甜美。

大螃蟹與魚魚 3

糟糕了，時間拖得太久，大螃蟹開始原形畢露，變成被動的位置，甚麼看影畫、吃晚飯、看夜景，活動都安排得很好，但是，大螃蟹該多說兩句話吧! 在女孩子面前，別太節省，要錯過機會的!

The first day of Lunar New Year

We went to Chinese resturant to have our lunch. Dad opened an 8-cent credit card statement. Lucky that 8-cents mean 8 divine spirits in Chinese. So, we have "8 spirits celebrating the new year" with us (八仙賀歲).

Then, mom said let's go visiting my brother in Shenzhen. We went to Macau first, dad played in a casino to win the cost of trip and go to Shenzhen by ship. We had some snack on the way. When we have the dinner in my brother's apartment, we only ate a few. Then we come back by bus.

When we went to the bus station, the cab went through where I used to be. The Bing hai highway (滨海大道). The roadsides seems changed alot. Unlike 3 years ago, there are so many trees and building along the way.

Then we came back to Hong Kong. We have a nice round trip (行大運) today.

大螃蟹與魚魚 2

大螃蟹與魚魚相約在黃昏，欣賞無限好的夕陽。可惜，天公不造美，大螃蟹最後也見不到魚魚。可以做的，只有在牆上用鉗刻下對魚魚的思念，再送給魚魚。

天將降大任於斯人也...(下刪數十字...) 大螃蟹要再加油吧!

大螃蟹與魚魚

在 05 年夏天，魚魚在大海中撞了一隻大螃蟹，大螃蟹正好悶著，跟其他的海洋生物堆沙丘，魚魚便跟大螃蟹談起天來。

時間一直過去，不知不覺間，大螃蟹被魚魚深深的吸引著。半年後，大螃蟹終於跟魚魚說：「我喜歡你。」大螃蟹，可以得到魚魚的青徠嗎?

How to trap a stupid...

In newsgroup or forum, there are many stupids who think they are smart. Following the steps below, you can trap a stupid easily:

1. Open some loop holes (e.g. typos) and pretend that you do not see it.
2. Open a many frontlines (arguments that confuses) to shift his or her focus.
3. Shut down the backdoors. Leave the exit open (saying that you won't discuss anymore as two has very different perspective). Leave the lure to attract the stupid (the fact that he or she has not known yet).
   
4. Usually, a smart guy will see the exit and prepare to step off from the stage.
5. However, a stupid will take the lure seriously (he or she will try to argue the fact).
6. Congratulations! The stupid now is trapped and you can do whatever you want (humiliation; ask him or her to shut up; with correct wording, you can make him or her disappear from the newsgroup or forum)!
   

The First Date

Finally, I asked the girl out last night. We met in TST station and had our tea in a Japanese resturant. I think we have a good conversation. I think she has gave me another chance to have another date. That's great!

李克勤要結婚了

李克勤，一位陪住我成長嘅歌手。今晚嘅勁歌頒獎典禮，宣佈會同盧淑儀小姐結婚。一個好多人等咗好耐嘅日子，而我，亦好開心。

夕陽無限好

歌手：陳奕迅 | 作曲：Eric Kwok
填詞：林夕 | 編曲：Eric Kwok

多典的歌后　一霎眼已走
纏綿著青葱的山丘　轉眼變蟻丘
這個剎那宇宙　拒絕永久
世事無常還是未看夠　還未看透

多好玩的東西　早晚會放低
從前並肩的好兄弟　可會撐到底
愛侶愛到一個地步便另覓安慰
枉當初苦苦送禮
最艷的花卉　最後化爛泥

＊夕陽無限好　天色已黃昏
　本想去憑愛　去換最燦爛一生
　想不到長吻　帶來更永恆傷感

　夕陽無限好　卻是近黃昏
　高峰的快感　剎那失陷
　風花雪月不肯等人　要獻便獻吻＊

多風光的海島　一秒變廢土
長存在心底的傾慕　一秒夠細數
每秒每晚彷似大盜
偷走的青春一天天變老
只可追憶到　想追追不到

REPEAT＊

好風景多的是　夕陽平常事
然而每天眼見的　永遠不相似

The worst gathering arrangement

People tend not to keep their words. At the end of the day, use your common sense instead of believe their words. I'm not saying to distrust your friends. However, it's life. I've learnt the lesson today...

How much does a vendor certificate worth?

If you have enough experience, do you still need the certificate?

What is the certificate for? It proves that you are capable to do something.

In an interview, if you have the experience to prove your ability, does the certificate help at all? It is questionnable...

鐵路A計劃

小弟第一隻沉迷嘅 PC Game, 就係呢隻「鐵路A計劃」。嗰陣佢每次入 game 都要打密碼，本 manual 後面就有一堆深底色嘅黑字密碼，有一塊紅色透明膠片去令到 D 密碼易睇 D. 小弟到最後用 word 打咗，print 埋出嚟抄俾同學。

前身為鐵路帝國, 一款由日本Artdink公司所製作的遊戲, 卻讓Maxis破例代理發行, 可見其魅力之所在. 在國內由電腦休閒世界(軟體世界子公司)代理並中文化, 在國內引起熱烈的迴響. 且中文化的版本多了高雄場景, 讓遊戲更有親切感. 遊戲中你要從一片荒地慢慢的開發, 既然名為鐵路Ａ計劃, 當然就是要靠鐵路來促進發展囉. 各種大大小小的建築物發展都需要材料, 因此鐵路的規劃就變成非常重要的一環. 遊戲中還有股票機制, 你也可以靠股票大賺一筆. 除了畫面精美外, 遊戲的音樂非常的悠閒, 而且還有日夜變化. 看著高樓慢慢的蓋起, 各種不同的火車穿梭而過, 那種成就感真是難以形容啊... 後來又推出一款"鐵路Ａ計劃～開天闢地篇", 也是由電腦休閒世界代理並中文化, 可以自由編修遊戲中的各項設定.

http://boneash.oldgame.tw/Pc/pcgame-st-8.html

回憶

前排响 newsgroup 度 post 咗一篇懷舊嘅文，先發現有好多往事可以回味。所以，得閒嘅時候會寫日記之餘，呢度都會寫少少懷舊嘅文章。

Mario DDR

My friend and I bought Mario DDR together. Last Sunday, we gather with our friends to enjoy the game.

I haven't play DDR since I was in college. However, I pick up the beat quickly. It's good to play it again. I played it for hours with some rest. I was really tired. It can actually compensate my workout day.

Since the game only supports two dance mats, some of us were playing the computer game while some of us were playing Mahjong.

After the game, we had a nice hotpot together. Then, the DDR is abandoned. My friends keep playing computer game and Mahjong. I was too tired and watched the TV alone. Since it was so quite, I take the chance to test drive my new bought digital camera. The functions are really great. The 7.1x is already fantastics. It was what I bought for. I didn't notice that I can set up the exposure time. The night photo taken my the camera is really

Homework...

The pressure of homework is accumulating. I think I'm going to die this weekend... But I have no intention to do it all.

Online Game 淺談

大家都知 Online Game 係點玩，但係又知唔知點解咁吸引呢? 收月費嘅，個個都知點賺錢，但係 D 免費嘅 Online Game 又係點賺錢呢?

以小弟玩緊嘅「熱血江湖」為例，又要 set 一堆 server, 又要不斷咁加 feature, 又要唔收錢。你會唔會肯投資? 今次先講吸引力，下次再講賺錢方法。

其實 Online Game 不外乎打怪獸、練功、升級、解任務。隻隻 Online Game 都係咁，玩與唔玩，就要睇幾樣因素:

1. 宣傳、口碑 - 第一當然要俾人知道先
   
2. 入場費 - 當然通常都係好平，吸引玩家
   
3. Server 質素 - Server 如果好 Lag, 就聽執都得
4. 人物畫功 - Q版、大人版，可愛、恐佈任君選

呢幾樣就差不多決定有幾多人入場玩。好喇，跟住就要取決於隻 Game 嘅控制有幾復雜，即係如果攪到好似 Doom 咁幾百個制，又攪到頭暈眼花，真係幾難留得住人長玩。

• 一開始，打怪獸最緊要易打，俾咗滿足感人，升級又快嘅，咁玩家自然有快感啦！
• 跟住一班人又可以組隊打怪獸，交朋結友嘅因素，已經係一個好大嘅誘因(例如叫埋自己好友一齊玩，又或者同另外一半一齊玩)。其實，如果計經驗值度計得好，可以令人感覺升級升得快 D, 咁咪可以今到呢班人定時定候練功。
• 到解任務，獎品同獎金唔少得，任務同任務之同嘅關係 set 得好，令到唔解任務唔得，咁當解任務後，又有滿足感俾玩家。
• 升到某一級時，可以開新門派，做掌門，呢個就無得頂。
• 當然，賺錢係每隻 Online Game 都唔少得嘅項目，開舖頭係一個好大嘅誘因。

總括嚟講，一隻 Online Game 可以吸引到唔同嘅人:

1. 升級
2. 交友 - 我見過有人不斷將寶物送俾人去建立友誼
   
3. 賺錢

呢 D 都係可以帶俾玩家嘅滿足感，當加入埋競爭原素，咁可能有玩家見到另外一個人嘅攻防皆強，就自然想急起直追。而商機，就係响呢度出現。

Gaming Addiction

These two months, I am addicted to a Korean game. I need to stop it as soon as possible. The homework is going to kill me soon.

Reunion

We have the reunion gathering on Sept 3. We had a gathering last month. Now, we have more people to join in and with our form master. However, 10 people may be the limit I have.

I Found Her!!!

A girl with long hair, big eyes, and wearing glasses were the criteria in my mind to select a girl friend. This evening, I found this girl. However, it's too late already. I no longer have this preference.

I am very happy though. Most people said that it would be hard to find one but I found one. It's kind of dream-come-true feeling!

Busy Week

Work can't make me busy but the school can. The duration of the summer semester is short. The schedule is quite compact. In the next few weeks, my schedule is full of school work. Lucky enough, I'm not busy at work.

It's Twenty-Six

Ten days ago, it was my 26th birthday. My colleagues have throw a small party at lunch. I also got a gift from a friend of mine in the evening.

There aren't anything interesting but it's still good to have a birthday. At least it could be an excuse to have fun.

雙羸

話說我舊同事間公司要做一個 system 去 keep track 一 D vendor 報嘅價。本來係要搵 freelance 做，我就無時間，推咗。但係就醒起可以俾公司做，就叫個 IT Manager 直接聯絡我。

咁上咗去佢哋公司了解完個 requirement, 我哋又報咗個價俾佢後，間公司又 OK 喎！依家我公司又有生意做，我又可以分到佣。有時獨食，真係難肥，但係退一步，係可以做到雙羸嘅！

Crush Course

Having class everyday is not fun at all. That's what happened in these two weeks. We got to finish up a financial computing course in two weeks. Interleaving with other one-class-per-week course, I needed to have one class each evening.

Now, the course is over. It's much relax now.

Social Network

This is the third entry of today. It's been a long time I didn't blog. I would like to keep the diary before I forgot it. OK, here you go!

An old colleague now works in a toy company. The company need a simple system to keep track of the quotations provided by the vendors. I thought it a freelance job. So, I decided not to take the job. However, I thought what they needed was some professional service. Thus, I refered the job to the company.

Suprisingly, it IS what they needed. Now, we have worked together to get the requirements and the implementation is starting. Best of all, I can get the commission. This is a win-win situation!

Rest

After the final exam, I thought that I could have a nice rest. However, there were tons of work waiting for me to pick up. I metally turned into "denial of service" mode. I thought I behaved badly in company those days.

Gathering

Last month, I have a nice gathering with my schoolmates. They are the executive members of the Computer Club in the secondary school. They are two years younger than I am. One is going to study MPh while the other is working in Australia.

We haven't met for about 7 years. We went to a pub and chatted. We shared our experience together and had a good time.

Publicity

Finally, my JavaScript Ofuscator got published in Ajaxian.com. The reaction is quite good. I love this feeling!