我不是風雲人物

互聯網是一種生活模式，點解一群生活在某一種生活模式的人可以成為風雲人物? 與其話呢班人改變世界，其實世界就係不斷咁改變，又唔見嗰班攪到天氣反常、擾亂生態嘅人做風雲人物?

A picture is worth a thousand words?

假如一個英文字只有 5 個字每外加一個 space, 咁一幅圖最多只可以有 6KB. 如果唔係，咪唔抵囉...

X'mas Vacation

盼望天星的聖誕

上年平安夜，上過山頂去過尖咀，搭住船過海，响中環嘅天星碼頭度，影咗幾幅相，攪到個人好似好忙咁。今年，無呢支歌仔唱，政府家陣拆緊個碼頭。不過，依然有得影，會有人去請願，要求復修碼頭，作為一個天星 project 嘅終結，話唔定到時成真嘅時候，D 相會係好好嘅素材。

都係嗰句，可以唔拆，就唔好拆啦...

政府... 對不起，你今次計錯數，搵錯時間拆鐘樓。除非你封咗大會堂一帶，否則响平安夜，再唔係幾十個人，而係平安夜人潮，加上傳媒亦都要去報道市民點慶祝，要好似之前咁清場，都唔係一件易事。

蠢人

有白痴嘅 developer, 就有蠢嘅 user. 當話 user 蠢嘅時候，自己亦要諗吓自己係咪白痴嘅，例如：
- 詞不達意 (好多高人都係咁，諗嘢太高太遠，同平凡人溝通唔到...)
- 答非所問 (總有人講「問非所答」，完全唔啱 logic...)
- 一知半解 (對 user requirement 或對 technical)

蠢事

天下間最荒謬嘅事，莫過於為咗一時嘅方便，而放棄一片光明嘅前途。
但係，我會係咁嘅人...

垃圾郵件

話說有一個用咗好耐嘅 email address, 但係太多 junk mail, disable 咗。剛剛就 set 咗個 email forward 去 gmail 度，會唔會好 D? 用過先知!

Shanghai Trip

玩唔起，唔好玩

有一 D 事，自己無能力，但又好想玩，就只有兩個選擇。
一係放棄唔好玩，一係令到自己有能力。

嗰 D 想玩又無能力玩嘅，唔該唔好夾硬嚟玩，阻住個地球轉。

Star Ferry, Hong Kong (QTVR)

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Last Sunday, I went to Star Ferry Pier in Central, Hong Kong. A memorable place for me. It is going to be torn down by the government soon.

This video was originally shared on blip.tv by shaneng with a No license (All rights reserved) license.

人生的留白

人生有很多事情，錯過了，便隨著記憶消逝。現在回頭一看，中學影過的相就只有班相，大學自從轉了校後，也沒有影相。有的，就只是最後一年所攝下的影片。回到香港後，就有三年完全地留白，直到上一年才買了數碼相機。

但是最光輝的歲月，再也不會重現了。

GCGUBI

不知何事開始欣賞妳的節目，但妳的才華，是無可置疑。
可能妳的節目勾起對故人的回憶，希望你早日康服！

近視

香港好多人都近視，其實對於一個有少少物理同生物認識嘅我，一直都有懷疑近視眼鏡嘅功用，呢幾日終於俾我搵到答案。帶凹透鏡，如然如我所想，會不斷加深近視。詳見: http://www.chinamyopia.org/media/Uwearingwrongglasses-CH6.pdf

呢一兩日嘅試驗，亦如我所想，我決定要行動喇!

國慶之「慶」，何解?

點解唔叫國誕、國家成立日之類，叫國慶?
如果國慶解為「慶祝國家成立」，咁慶祝國慶咪可以變成「慶祝慶祝國家成立」? 咪即係多餘?!

真真假假

我發覺，我已經習慣將陌生嘅嘢扮到好熱情咁，人同事都係咁。他朝有一日，當呢 D 人同事唔再同我有關嘅時候，我可以好快咁劃清界線。而呢個習慣，係上咗大學之後發生嘅事。

所以，一去到抽離嘅情況下，我好快就知到邊 D 人係講心，邊 D 人係講金。到依家，我只可以講，我好耐都無再識過新嘅人同我講心。當然，好多以為係講心嘅，到頭來被我發覺佢係講金啦。呢 D 真係好討厭，最憎就係 D 唔老實嘅人。

The September Eleven

Five years ago, I came back to Hong Kong on August. The economy is bad. However, I think I could still a decent job quickly. A month later, here's come Sept 11. The economy became worst at that moment. Since then, I was jobless until November.

Diving in Open Water

Today is the first day of diving in open water. However, yesterday has rained, the visibility in the water is not good. So, there aren't anything to see. It's cold too.

第58日

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Originally uploaded by Shane_Ng.

唔經唔覺，羊仔送俾我嘅生日禮物已經到咗第58日。家陣睇落重好健康，但係生長速度好明顯咁減慢咗，都唔知幾時先至會到頂。睇嚟個日記 D 相真係有排影。

Life as a Project Manager

I am very busy these few weeks. I tried to avoid to be a project manager for a long time. However, it's time to taste it again. It was not a good experience when I was handling an ERP project as I was a rookie. Now, it has been two years. I hope I could handle the projects more appropriately. However, it doesn't mean I can handle four projects at the same time...

有能力就有權力

商台開咗一個長篇廣播劇叫《黃金少年》，Season 1 個 tag line 係「有能力，就有價值」，Season 2 個 tag line 係「有價值，就有權力」。如果兩句係 transitive relation, 就可以演譯成「有能力，就有權力」

呢幾個月攪個 project, 將我識嘅人攪到氹氹轉，依家想話轉 Vendor? 傻啦，呢 D 嘢實有 cost, 我會慢慢玩，我嘅權力就係嚟自我嘅能力，雖然係見唔到，但係係好 Powerful.

8 月 15 日更新
呃我嘅人，我會玩得好盡！