真真假假

我發覺，我已經習慣將陌生嘅嘢扮到好熱情咁，人同事都係咁。他朝有一日，當呢 D 人同事唔再同我有關嘅時候，我可以好快咁劃清界線。而呢個習慣，係上咗大學之後發生嘅事。

所以，一去到抽離嘅情況下，我好快就知到邊 D 人係講心，邊 D 人係講金。到依家，我只可以講，我好耐都無再識過新嘅人同我講心。當然，好多以為係講心嘅，到頭來被我發覺佢係講金啦。呢 D 真係好討厭，最憎就係 D 唔老實嘅人。

The September Eleven

Five years ago, I came back to Hong Kong on August. The economy is bad. However, I think I could still a decent job quickly. A month later, here's come Sept 11. The economy became worst at that moment. Since then, I was jobless until November.

Diving in Open Water

Today is the first day of diving in open water. However, yesterday has rained, the visibility in the water is not good. So, there aren't anything to see. It's cold too.

第58日

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唔經唔覺，羊仔送俾我嘅生日禮物已經到咗第58日。家陣睇落重好健康，但係生長速度好明顯咁減慢咗，都唔知幾時先至會到頂。睇嚟個日記 D 相真係有排影。

Life as a Project Manager

I am very busy these few weeks. I tried to avoid to be a project manager for a long time. However, it's time to taste it again. It was not a good experience when I was handling an ERP project as I was a rookie. Now, it has been two years. I hope I could handle the projects more appropriately. However, it doesn't mean I can handle four projects at the same time...

有能力就有權力

商台開咗一個長篇廣播劇叫《黃金少年》，Season 1 個 tag line 係「有能力，就有價值」，Season 2 個 tag line 係「有價值，就有權力」。如果兩句係 transitive relation, 就可以演譯成「有能力，就有權力」

呢幾個月攪個 project, 將我識嘅人攪到氹氹轉，依家想話轉 Vendor? 傻啦，呢 D 嘢實有 cost, 我會慢慢玩，我嘅權力就係嚟自我嘅能力，雖然係見唔到，但係係好 Powerful.

8 月 15 日更新
呃我嘅人，我會玩得好盡！

十一年

話說個識咗十一年嘅朋友接咗一個唔應該接嘅 project, 仲攪到同我以前嘅舊老闆攪到關係好差。唔知呀，個 project 死嘅話，我舊老闆就會俾人告，但係個朋友又做得好痛苦，我唯有出手啫。真係攪到我成個月都唔得閒。呢幾日終於好轉少少，但係同朋友嘅關係好似差咗。

都幾驚，十一年嘅感情，我唔想就咁無咗，何況我之前仲問過佢一個怪問題，就係會唔會因為工作合作而反目，佢當初嘅答案係會。呢幾日我都好擔心，今晚終於同佢傾咗個短計，好開心佢原來無嬲我，真係好開心，尤其係最後一句:

雖然我無奈, 但又覺得無左你幫我擋住
我會十分痛苦
所以我係多謝你多過埋怨好多

真係差 D 喊咗出嚟。或者呢個世界上係需要一 D 嘅經歷同痛苦，先至可以令一段平淡嘅友情更上一層樓。

More on US Trip

I did have some luxury time in my US Trip. My boss took me to Laguna Beach at the weekend. We took some nice photos. I posted them on Flickr. The weather was so nice. Sunny with cool wind. I would be great if I could swim there.

Project Management

I has been a long time I haven't blogged here. I feel quite exhausted after these few months. Doing project management is not fun at all.

Last month, I have my first business trip to US. I finally met the people in UCI, our major client. The trip is OK. I went there to deploy an online survey. However, it seems that they are not quite satisfy the outcome. Still waiting for their final conclusion now.

After I came back, another private project is dieing. People working in in-house environment do not know how to manage software project properly. I needed to pick-up everything even I was suffering from jetlag. I think my hardest time has gone. Now, I need to prepare for the mid-term exam.

Stormy Night

Last night was a stormy night. At the time to get on the bed, it rained heavily. I was forced to use the ear plugs so that I can get into sleep. However, when there was a storm, I can feel my bed was vibrating. I put my pillows beneath my bed as shock absorber and I slept nicely.

蟹與羊的關係

好朋友是白羊座，投挈的同事是白羊座，姪女也是白羊座。
老同學是山羊座，哥哥也是山羊座。

而我卻是巨蟹座，性格跟他們完全相反，但卻跟他們可以合起來。這是人定勝天嗎?

大螃蟹與魚魚 5

差不多一個月，大螃蟹都沒有跟魚魚見面，也差不多有一星期沒有任何通訊。這算是空間嗎? 掛念是很掛念的，外面是堅硬的外殼，但內裏卻是脆弱的心靈。昨天，他們又再相遇了。

魚魚為答謝大螃蟹之前的幫忙，做東請客。很豐富的晚餐，飯後魚送了一粒很趣緻的零食給蟹，蟹很開心，回到家連忙拍照留念。很好吃，很甜，很開心!

昨晚，蟹錯過了很多機會，因為小小的潔僻，只送了一張空白的小咭片做書籤。綠燈在閃，也沒有拖著魚的手過馬路。只可以說，上天給你機會也沒有去好好地把握，大螃蟹註定要慢慢努力吧!

大螃蟹與魚魚 4

大螃蟹對 2 月 14 日的事情梗梗於懷，將本來要送的禮物都放在一旁了。聽了笨羊的勸告，將步伐放慢一點，沒有在生日帶出甚麼驚喜。這也是對的，魚魚這幾天也有很多事要煩，不再為她添煩添亂，事情也好解決。

等了一個多星期，大螃蟹約了魚魚，在她上班前放下禮物，便離開了。大螃蟹發現，原來愛一個人，並不需要長時間相對，只要見到她的一個笑容，就會感到滿足。而她的笑容，的確很可愛、很甜美。

大螃蟹與魚魚 3

糟糕了，時間拖得太久，大螃蟹開始原形畢露，變成被動的位置，甚麼看影畫、吃晚飯、看夜景，活動都安排得很好，但是，大螃蟹該多說兩句話吧! 在女孩子面前，別太節省，要錯過機會的!

The first day of Lunar New Year

We went to Chinese resturant to have our lunch. Dad opened an 8-cent credit card statement. Lucky that 8-cents mean 8 divine spirits in Chinese. So, we have "8 spirits celebrating the new year" with us (八仙賀歲).

Then, mom said let's go visiting my brother in Shenzhen. We went to Macau first, dad played in a casino to win the cost of trip and go to Shenzhen by ship. We had some snack on the way. When we have the dinner in my brother's apartment, we only ate a few. Then we come back by bus.

When we went to the bus station, the cab went through where I used to be. The Bing hai highway (滨海大道). The roadsides seems changed alot. Unlike 3 years ago, there are so many trees and building along the way.

Then we came back to Hong Kong. We have a nice round trip (行大運) today.

大螃蟹與魚魚 2

大螃蟹與魚魚相約在黃昏，欣賞無限好的夕陽。可惜，天公不造美，大螃蟹最後也見不到魚魚。可以做的，只有在牆上用鉗刻下對魚魚的思念，再送給魚魚。

天將降大任於斯人也...(下刪數十字...) 大螃蟹要再加油吧!

大螃蟹與魚魚

在 05 年夏天，魚魚在大海中撞了一隻大螃蟹，大螃蟹正好悶著，跟其他的海洋生物堆沙丘，魚魚便跟大螃蟹談起天來。

時間一直過去，不知不覺間，大螃蟹被魚魚深深的吸引著。半年後，大螃蟹終於跟魚魚說：「我喜歡你。」大螃蟹，可以得到魚魚的青徠嗎?

How to trap a stupid...

In newsgroup or forum, there are many stupids who think they are smart. Following the steps below, you can trap a stupid easily:

1. Open some loop holes (e.g. typos) and pretend that you do not see it.
2. Open a many frontlines (arguments that confuses) to shift his or her focus.
3. Shut down the backdoors. Leave the exit open (saying that you won't discuss anymore as two has very different perspective). Leave the lure to attract the stupid (the fact that he or she has not known yet).
   
4. Usually, a smart guy will see the exit and prepare to step off from the stage.
5. However, a stupid will take the lure seriously (he or she will try to argue the fact).
6. Congratulations! The stupid now is trapped and you can do whatever you want (humiliation; ask him or her to shut up; with correct wording, you can make him or her disappear from the newsgroup or forum)!
   

The First Date

Finally, I asked the girl out last night. We met in TST station and had our tea in a Japanese resturant. I think we have a good conversation. I think she has gave me another chance to have another date. That's great!

李克勤要結婚了

李克勤，一位陪住我成長嘅歌手。今晚嘅勁歌頒獎典禮，宣佈會同盧淑儀小姐結婚。一個好多人等咗好耐嘅日子，而我，亦好開心。